1 00:00:00,670 --> 00:00:02,120 Previously on 10 Things I Hate About You... 2 00:00:02,120 --> 00:00:04,250 It's the first day of school, so remember the most important thing-- 3 00:00:04,250 --> 00:00:05,250 don't get pregnant. 4 00:00:05,250 --> 00:00:06,540 Bye, Dad. Bye, Dad. 5 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:08,120 Using exhaustive Facebook research, 6 00:00:08,120 --> 00:00:10,250 I've identified the most popular girl at school. 7 00:00:10,250 --> 00:00:11,540 I'm Chastity. 8 00:00:11,540 --> 00:00:14,170 This is Joey Donner, my boyfriend. 9 00:00:14,170 --> 00:00:15,960 Who is Captain Intensity over there? 10 00:00:15,960 --> 00:00:19,500 Patrick Verona. People say he knows the taste of human flesh. 11 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:20,580 Please. 12 00:00:20,580 --> 00:00:22,080 My name's Cameron. 13 00:00:22,080 --> 00:00:23,290 I'm so lucky to have met you. 14 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:25,380 You're my first GBF. 15 00:00:25,380 --> 00:00:27,290 What-- A GBF? Gay best friend. 16 00:00:27,290 --> 00:00:29,710 People are not scared of me. 17 00:00:29,710 --> 00:00:31,880 Sure they are. That's why I find you interesting. 18 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:33,460 Maybe I'm a really bad boyfriend. 19 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:36,040 You're, like, the perfect boyfriend. 20 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:38,170 All this time we've been friends, you've liked me? 21 00:00:38,170 --> 00:00:40,040 I've loved you. 22 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:42,330 I don't feel the same way. 23 00:00:42,330 --> 00:00:44,210 You have no right to do that. Bam. 24 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:46,040 They're making us wear uniforms. 25 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,460 So you don't give a damn that we no longer have the rights 26 00:00:48,460 --> 00:00:50,540 that are guaranteed to us in the Bill of Rights? 27 00:00:50,540 --> 00:00:52,580 What's the point? It's not like we can change it. 28 00:00:52,580 --> 00:00:53,880 Be quiet, please. 29 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,000 Shut up and listen to her. 30 00:00:57,000 --> 00:01:00,120 Joey and I broke up. I cut him loose. 31 00:01:04,580 --> 00:01:06,830 Come back here with that, or you're suspended, too. 32 00:01:06,830 --> 00:01:08,290 Then I guess I'm suspended. 33 00:01:08,290 --> 00:01:09,830 You sure about this? 34 00:01:09,830 --> 00:01:11,290 No. 35 00:01:11,290 --> 00:01:12,290 But I'm doing it. 36 00:01:17,210 --> 00:01:19,540 Hey, Kat. It's your sister 37 00:01:19,540 --> 00:01:23,000 calling from a deserted parking lot. 38 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:26,540 Oh, hello, creepy man in a van. 39 00:01:26,540 --> 00:01:29,420 I don't need a ride. My sister's picking me up. 40 00:01:29,420 --> 00:01:30,830 Thanks. 41 00:01:30,830 --> 00:01:33,040 Call me. 42 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:35,000 Hey, Fivehead. Do you need a ride home? 43 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,330 Joey, we can't be seen together. 44 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:39,210 Chastity has vowed to dismember the girl who kissed you, 45 00:01:39,210 --> 00:01:42,000 and our make-out sessions won't be nearly as fun if I have no arms. 46 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,710 This sucks. 47 00:01:43,710 --> 00:01:45,710 I just want to shout from the rooftops-- 48 00:01:45,710 --> 00:01:48,040 I'm dating Bianca Stratford! 49 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,620 That is so sweet, 50 00:01:49,620 --> 00:01:52,080 but could you just mouth it? 51 00:01:56,170 --> 00:01:59,040 Okay, I have a simple two-step plan 52 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,380 to get us through this. 53 00:02:00,380 --> 00:02:02,500 Step 1, we date in secret. 54 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:05,250 Joey. 55 00:02:05,250 --> 00:02:07,670 Oh. Doing them now. 56 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:09,170 Step 2, we track down the surveillance tape 57 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,330 of our make-out session before Chastity sees it. 58 00:02:11,330 --> 00:02:12,830 Cool. We could watch it together. 59 00:02:12,830 --> 00:02:14,830 So we can erase it. 60 00:02:14,830 --> 00:02:16,960 That's good, too. No bad ideas. 61 00:02:18,420 --> 00:02:21,000 Oh, God. Get down. 62 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,380 Hi, Chastity. 63 00:02:23,380 --> 00:02:25,330 Hop in, B. I'll give you a ride. 64 00:02:25,330 --> 00:02:26,960 We can play a game. It's called 65 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:30,960 Top 10 Ways to Torture the Skank Who Kissed Joey. 66 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:34,540 I'll go first. Waterboarding, duh. 67 00:02:34,540 --> 00:02:36,880 TP her locker? 68 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:39,040 Lame. 69 00:02:39,040 --> 00:02:41,580 Put semi-permanent green dye in her sham-- 70 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:43,000 Mm-mm. 71 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:44,920 Throw her in the ocean in a meat bikini. 72 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:46,120 I love it. 73 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:58,580 I can't believe I just did that! 74 00:02:58,580 --> 00:03:00,790 I can't believe I just walked out of school! 75 00:03:00,790 --> 00:03:02,750 It was so exciting. 76 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,750 I wonder if Gandhi ever felt like this, 77 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:07,210 so alive, so inspired, so-- 78 00:03:07,210 --> 00:03:08,790 Hot. 79 00:03:12,580 --> 00:03:14,710 We took a stand. 80 00:03:14,710 --> 00:03:16,040 Uh-huh. 81 00:03:18,290 --> 00:03:20,380 We told the establishment to stick it. 82 00:03:20,380 --> 00:03:23,040 Yeah, yeah, we're heroes. 83 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,500 Let's go in. 84 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:27,830 Hell, no. 85 00:03:27,830 --> 00:03:30,670 Oh. And I thought you were a tough guy. 86 00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:37,620 I'm suspended. My dad is going to kill me. 87 00:03:49,540 --> 00:03:52,120 I am so stressed out about this Chastity thing, 88 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:55,420 I can't even enjoy the fact that Dad is going to kill you. 89 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,670 Hi. 90 00:03:58,670 --> 00:04:00,830 Dad, I'm so glad you're home. 91 00:04:00,830 --> 00:04:02,880 Relax. I just got here. Hi, honey. 92 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:04,830 Hi, Daddy. 93 00:04:04,830 --> 00:04:06,170 So I heard some good news today. 94 00:04:06,170 --> 00:04:08,040 I heard someone got suspended. Who was it again? 95 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,830 Oh, that's right. It was you. 96 00:04:09,830 --> 00:04:11,960 What are you doing? Don't you know it goes on your permanent record? 97 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:13,580 I thought you were going to drop this. 98 00:04:13,580 --> 00:04:15,460 I was going to, but-- But what? 99 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:18,250 What happened in between me ordering you back into school 100 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:20,170 and you walking out of it? 101 00:04:20,170 --> 00:04:22,670 I had to stand up for my principles. 102 00:04:22,670 --> 00:04:24,040 They were hassling some guy. 103 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:25,670 Guy? There's a guy now? 104 00:04:25,670 --> 00:04:27,170 Do you know this guy? What guy? Some guy. 105 00:04:27,170 --> 00:04:30,040 Some-- Some poor kid. 106 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:32,500 Oh, a kid. They were going to search his backpack. 107 00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:33,790 Someone had to intervene 108 00:04:33,790 --> 00:04:36,170 before they performed a full-body cavity search. 109 00:04:36,170 --> 00:04:39,120 This is America, not Xinjiang. 110 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:41,620 Do you notice that this isn't China or Tibet or Cambodia? 111 00:04:41,620 --> 00:04:44,170 But there is an emperor here, and it's me. 112 00:04:44,170 --> 00:04:45,790 Who, incidentally, taught me to think for myself. 113 00:04:45,790 --> 00:04:48,210 Oh, no. You can't blame me for this. 114 00:04:48,210 --> 00:04:50,960 You broke the rules. You're going to have to deal with the consequences. 115 00:04:50,960 --> 00:04:52,540 I know. I'm suspended tomorrow. 116 00:04:52,540 --> 00:04:54,000 No, these consequences. 117 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,790 You're painting the living room tomorrow. 118 00:04:56,790 --> 00:04:58,830 Just in case you don't get into a college, 119 00:04:58,830 --> 00:05:00,880 now you'll have a skill to make a living. 120 00:05:03,210 --> 00:05:05,920 Okay, does the back of this girl's head 121 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:07,290 look like the back of mine? 122 00:05:07,290 --> 00:05:09,830 No. She doesn't have enough-- What do you call them? 123 00:05:09,830 --> 00:05:11,000 Natural highlights. 124 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,080 Natural, sure. What are you doing? 125 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,710 All that Chastity knows about Joey's mystery girl 126 00:05:16,710 --> 00:05:18,330 is she's blonde and thin, 127 00:05:18,330 --> 00:05:19,750 so I'm assembling a list of suspects. 128 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:21,750 Once Chastity sees how huge it is, 129 00:05:21,750 --> 00:05:24,170 she'll be overwhelmed and give up. 130 00:05:24,170 --> 00:05:26,290 Thank God we live in California. 131 00:05:26,290 --> 00:05:27,500 Here's a thought. 132 00:05:27,500 --> 00:05:29,170 If you didn't do anything wrong, 133 00:05:29,170 --> 00:05:31,880 why not just tell the Satanic Smurfette the truth? 134 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,580 Like you did? 135 00:05:33,580 --> 00:05:35,960 Dad, they were totally going to search 136 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,750 some poor kid's bag, so I had to stand up for his rights 137 00:05:38,750 --> 00:05:40,290 and ride off into the sunset 138 00:05:40,290 --> 00:05:42,620 with him on the back of his bitchen motorcycle. 139 00:05:42,620 --> 00:05:44,920 Bianca, I was standing up for our constitutional protections. 140 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,750 Oh, my God. Shut up. 141 00:05:47,750 --> 00:05:51,040 You're like a live feed from CNN. 142 00:05:54,170 --> 00:05:57,580 So I told Bianca I need time to get over her, 143 00:05:57,580 --> 00:06:01,120 then I turned and walked away without looking back. 144 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:04,120 Yes, yes, I was hoping you wouldn't look back. 145 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:09,120 Good for you, bro. You finally told her off. 146 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:12,540 When you say it like that, it sounds harsh. 147 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,120 Now I feel bad. 148 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,920 Maybe I should apologize. 149 00:06:16,920 --> 00:06:19,120 After all, it's not her fault she doesn't love me back. 150 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,460 Dude, if you really want to get over Bianca, 151 00:06:21,460 --> 00:06:24,120 stop making excuses and get angry. 152 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,580 Did you learn anything from your parents' divorce? 153 00:06:26,580 --> 00:06:29,920 I'm not angry. I'm just hurt and disappointed, 154 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:32,620 and for some reason, I can't listen to the radio. 155 00:06:32,620 --> 00:06:34,460 Bianca rejected you, okay? 156 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:36,540 You gave her your heart, and she riverdanced over it, 157 00:06:36,540 --> 00:06:39,000 then made out with the quarterback of the football team. 158 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:42,080 And you want to apologize? 159 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:43,670 Not that much anymore. 160 00:06:46,500 --> 00:06:49,790 Oh. Hey, Cameron. How are you? 161 00:06:49,790 --> 00:06:52,000 Very well, thank you. 162 00:06:54,750 --> 00:06:56,580 Yeah, buddy. Yes! 163 00:06:57,670 --> 00:06:59,080 Hey, bestie. 164 00:06:59,080 --> 00:07:02,500 I found out where they keep the surveillance tapes. 165 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,500 You did? Oh, goodie. 166 00:07:04,500 --> 00:07:06,500 Mm-hm. They're locked in the AV closet. 167 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:08,500 I tried to bribe the janitor to open it, 168 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:10,080 but he's afraid he'll lose his job. 169 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:13,670 Like there aren't a million other bathrooms to clean out there. 170 00:07:13,670 --> 00:07:15,670 Well, darn it. I guess we'll never get the tape, then. 171 00:07:15,670 --> 00:07:17,670 Well, that's what I thought, until I remebered 172 00:07:17,670 --> 00:07:19,500 that that tall nerd person friend of yours 173 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:22,500 is king of the AV club. Get the key from him, okay? 174 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:25,080 I'd do it myself, but I don't want to look petty and vindictive. 175 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:40,620 You cannot come in. 176 00:07:40,620 --> 00:07:42,880 If my dad sees you here, his head will explode, 177 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,790 and then I'll have to repaint. 178 00:07:44,790 --> 00:07:47,170 Your dad's at work. How's he going to see me? Hidden cameras? 179 00:07:47,170 --> 00:07:48,620 Yes. 180 00:07:48,620 --> 00:07:50,250 Come on. I'll help you paint. 181 00:07:50,250 --> 00:07:53,040 It's the least I can do. After all, you did get suspended for me. 182 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:54,210 Don't flatter yourself. 183 00:07:54,210 --> 00:07:56,460 I got suspended for my principles. 184 00:07:56,460 --> 00:07:57,750 I just fled the scene with you. 185 00:07:57,750 --> 00:08:01,210 Really? Because I think... 186 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:08,080 I'm not kidding. I can't mess around. 187 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:10,420 You don't get the point of being suspended at all. 188 00:08:10,420 --> 00:08:13,000 Day off, no school. It's like a vacation. 189 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,710 This is not a vacation. 190 00:08:14,710 --> 00:08:16,420 After I paint this entire room, 191 00:08:16,420 --> 00:08:18,620 I have to study for an English test I was supposed to take. 192 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:21,330 If you get suspended on a test day, you get a zero. 193 00:08:21,330 --> 00:08:22,580 Dem's da rules. 194 00:08:22,580 --> 00:08:26,420 A zero? No. They'll just have to make an exception. 195 00:08:26,420 --> 00:08:27,500 I don't think they do that. 196 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:29,580 Not that I've ever tried. 197 00:08:31,420 --> 00:08:33,420 Oh, my God. 198 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:37,420 Oh, my God. I can't get a zero. 199 00:08:37,420 --> 00:08:38,580 That'll bring down my whole GPA, 200 00:08:38,580 --> 00:08:41,420 and on top of the suspension-- 201 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:43,580 Why did I do something so stupid? 202 00:08:43,580 --> 00:08:46,580 I have ruined my entire life, my whole future. 203 00:08:46,580 --> 00:08:48,960 I won't get into Brown. I won't be able to protect civil liberties 204 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,540 and crusade against injustice. 205 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:54,380 And I can't even be a house painter because I suck at it. 206 00:08:54,380 --> 00:08:56,250 Don't you think you're overreacting? 207 00:08:56,250 --> 00:08:59,000 It's your first day as a painter. You'll get better. 208 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:02,120 I'm just kidding. 209 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:04,380 If this test is that important, 210 00:09:04,380 --> 00:09:06,330 then just break into school and take it. 211 00:09:06,330 --> 00:09:07,960 How am I going to do that? 212 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,380 With my help. 213 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:25,540 I'm not so sure about this. What if somebody recognizes me? 214 00:09:25,540 --> 00:09:28,580 Don't worry. With that hood and glasses, they'll just think you're a celebrity. 215 00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:36,960 Whoa, check it out, dudes. It's Patrick Verona. 216 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,500 And he brought our favorite freedom fighter, the Dalai Mama. 217 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:42,500 Really? Me, your favorite? 218 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:44,330 Because of you getting your protesting back out, 219 00:09:44,330 --> 00:09:48,330 we got to empty our lockers, all full to brimming with sweet hydro. 220 00:09:48,330 --> 00:09:49,750 That's exactly what I was fighting for-- 221 00:09:49,750 --> 00:09:51,330 Your stash. 222 00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:52,500 Could you guys get in 223 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:55,670 and grab the wheel, please, before the BKWs catch us? 224 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,880 We need passage. 225 00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:06,920 The southwest hall is clear. 226 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:08,330 How do you know? 227 00:10:08,330 --> 00:10:09,540 There's an app for that. 228 00:10:14,460 --> 00:10:16,420 Bianca. Joey. 229 00:10:16,420 --> 00:10:17,880 Bianca, I got your text. 230 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:19,290 How'd you get out of class? 231 00:10:19,290 --> 00:10:21,460 I told the teacher I was itching. 232 00:10:21,460 --> 00:10:22,790 God, you're pretty. 233 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:25,460 Thanks, but that's not why I need to talk to you. 234 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:27,460 We have an emergency. Step 2 of our plan 235 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,120 is about to go off the rails. 236 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:31,290 Step 2. 237 00:10:31,290 --> 00:10:32,460 Destroying the security tape. 238 00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:34,460 Are we done with step 1? 239 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:37,920 No. Step 1 is like the Olympic torch-- It's always going. 240 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:41,420 Now listen-- I need you to get into Cameron's pants. 241 00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:43,420 He's gay. It shouldn't be that hard. 242 00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:45,500 To steal his keys. 243 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,080 That's what I thought. 244 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,500 He has gym next period. 245 00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,290 Steal his keys. Get them to me. 246 00:10:50,290 --> 00:10:53,290 I'll get the tape, erase it, then you slip his keys back into his pants 247 00:10:53,290 --> 00:10:54,750 before the class ends. 248 00:10:56,040 --> 00:10:57,580 Do I need to write this down? 249 00:10:57,580 --> 00:11:00,250 I don't mean to diss on your plan, 250 00:11:00,250 --> 00:11:03,040 because it's really complicated and awesome, 251 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,620 but why can't you just ask him for the keys? 252 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:07,830 Because he's mad at me. 253 00:11:07,830 --> 00:11:09,620 Long story. Strange. 254 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:11,830 But listen, we need to act fast. 255 00:11:11,830 --> 00:11:14,460 If we don't, Chastity will, and then we'll have to move to Bolivia. 256 00:11:14,460 --> 00:11:15,920 Calm down, Five-o. 257 00:11:15,920 --> 00:11:17,830 No one's moving to Africa. 258 00:11:17,830 --> 00:11:19,330 I'll get you those keys. 259 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:20,620 Oh, Joey. 260 00:11:20,620 --> 00:11:21,620 Bianca. 261 00:11:31,250 --> 00:11:33,250 School police. 262 00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:34,920 I need to see that hall pass. 263 00:11:38,210 --> 00:11:40,380 This watermark looks like it was made with diet soda. 264 00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:42,540 Do I look like an idiot to you? 265 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:54,790 You're skipping class to make out with your boyfriend? 266 00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:57,790 Just the last ten minutes. Besides, it's history. I already know how it ends. 267 00:11:57,790 --> 00:11:59,120 Everyone dies. 268 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:00,710 Aren't you supposed to be painting the living room? 269 00:12:00,710 --> 00:12:02,000 I have to take an English test. 270 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:05,500 You broke into school to take a test? 271 00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,790 You are so weird. 272 00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:09,210 Hi, I'm Joey, Bianca's boyfriend. 273 00:12:09,210 --> 00:12:10,960 We should double sometime. 274 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,000 Joey, we're dating in secret. 275 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,790 Bianca, I think they know. 276 00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:19,620 I was never here. 277 00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:23,880 You Stratford sisters are a strange breed. 278 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,670 Kat? 279 00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:37,920 Aren't you suspended? 280 00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:41,750 Would I be here if I were suspended? 281 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,750 No. I'd be home watching Oprah. 282 00:12:43,750 --> 00:12:45,750 Did you know I was once an audience member on her show? 283 00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:47,580 You don't say. 284 00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:49,580 They gave us all a pair of these tennis shoes 285 00:12:49,580 --> 00:12:51,330 that firm your butt just by wearing them. 286 00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:53,710 That Oprah deserves the Nobel prize. 287 00:12:53,710 --> 00:12:55,170 She is a saint. 288 00:13:10,710 --> 00:13:13,790 Are you trying to steal my keys? 289 00:13:13,790 --> 00:13:17,880 No, no, I was just admiring them from a-close. 290 00:13:19,540 --> 00:13:22,960 Okay, look. Bianca told me that you guys are kind of in a fight. 291 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,710 Yeah, well, I don't want to talk about it-- 292 00:13:25,710 --> 00:13:29,460 Especially with you, Joey Donner. 293 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:32,540 I'm sorry. I understand. 294 00:13:32,540 --> 00:13:35,830 Well, not really, but Bianca needs your help. 295 00:13:35,830 --> 00:13:36,830 Does she, now? 296 00:13:36,830 --> 00:13:37,920 Yep. 297 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,790 See, there's this security tape, 298 00:13:39,790 --> 00:13:41,250 and I'm supposed to get your key, so-- 299 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:43,540 Wait a minute. Let me check my notes. 300 00:13:43,540 --> 00:13:48,710 Keys out of pants. Get the keys to Bianca, who destroys tape, then go-- 301 00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:52,080 Are you done? I have a rope to climb. 302 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,580 Okay, man to man. 303 00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:55,880 Me and Bianca, we're making out 304 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,670 on a tape that's locked in the AV closet. 305 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,250 We need to get the said tape 306 00:13:59,250 --> 00:14:02,170 before Chastity sees it and bad things happen. 307 00:14:02,170 --> 00:14:04,500 So I'm just a part of her master plan? 308 00:14:04,500 --> 00:14:08,040 Yeah, but you're not supposed to know. 309 00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:10,670 Oh, and don't tell anybody that we're dating. 310 00:14:10,670 --> 00:14:12,670 I always forget step 1. 311 00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:14,710 So you're dating now? 312 00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:17,880 Well, congratulations. 313 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,040 Thanks! 314 00:14:19,040 --> 00:14:20,670 Hey, thought-- 315 00:14:20,670 --> 00:14:23,500 How about you snag the tape for us? 316 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,290 That makes it so much easier. 317 00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:28,500 Sure, bro. I'll get you the tape. 318 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,080 And then I'll even sweeten it up, 319 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:32,830 with a little Jay-Z and some cool effects. 320 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:35,040 And then I'll wrap it in a heart-shaped box, 321 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,330 filled with rose petals and wishes. 322 00:14:37,330 --> 00:14:39,250 Don't bother. We're just going to erase it. 323 00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,460 But thanks. Up top. 324 00:14:49,040 --> 00:14:51,080 Academic catastrophe averted. 325 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,620 I took the test. Actually, I aced the test. 326 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:55,670 Incense, my ass. 327 00:14:55,670 --> 00:14:59,710 I know my incense. I got five different types of incense in my bathroom. 328 00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:03,420 I got sandalwood, old school musk... 329 00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:10,040 You've been wanting to do that all day. 330 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,830 Let's get out of here. 331 00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:14,420 I still have to finish painting the living room before my dad gets home. 332 00:15:14,420 --> 00:15:16,000 Someone's coming. 333 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,000 Shut up. Let's go. 334 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,620 Hey, you. 335 00:15:21,620 --> 00:15:23,420 Motorcycle man. You shouldn't be here. 336 00:15:23,420 --> 00:15:24,580 Today was fun. 337 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:25,880 You want to run? Okay. 338 00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:28,250 I got you. 339 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:36,750 Oh! 340 00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:42,620 You. 341 00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:54,120 You told Cameron we were dating? 342 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,120 I had to call an audible. 343 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:57,290 No. 344 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,960 He must be so upset. 345 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:00,330 Not at all. 346 00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:01,420 In fact, he wanted to do 347 00:16:01,420 --> 00:16:03,250 this whole soundtrack thingie. 348 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:07,710 Uh-oh. Chastity's at 6:00. Now 7. She's at 8. 349 00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:09,540 I can't tell time this fast. Hang up the phone. 350 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:13,120 Great news, B. Your nerd boy? 351 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,420 He got me the tape. 352 00:16:15,420 --> 00:16:18,790 He gave it to you? You don't want to watch this. 353 00:16:18,790 --> 00:16:20,540 Uh, yeah, I do. 354 00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:22,210 I do. 355 00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:24,330 It's already cued up. 356 00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:25,540 I wish we had popcorn. 357 00:16:25,540 --> 00:16:28,120 No, I don't want to wait the three minutes. 358 00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:30,960 Chastity, listen, there's something I need to talk to you about. 359 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:33,420 It's not that big of a deal. There she is. 360 00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:35,920 I will never forget those roots. Ugh. 361 00:16:35,920 --> 00:16:37,960 Listen, Chastity, I want you to know 362 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,250 that this shouldn't affect our friendship in any way, 363 00:16:40,250 --> 00:16:42,170 because what you're going to see is not-- 364 00:16:42,170 --> 00:16:43,170 Damn it. 365 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:45,080 Security system's crap. 366 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:47,290 Stupid public school. 367 00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:49,500 I guess we'll never know who she is. 368 00:16:49,500 --> 00:16:52,750 It'll just remain one of life's mysteries, like Fergie's age. 369 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:55,080 I can't be the only person who saw them. 370 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:56,540 I mean, you know what? 371 00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:58,080 We'll start interrogating people. 372 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,120 Eventually, some nut will crack. 373 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:04,250 Chastity, can you just explain to me one teeny, tiny thing? 374 00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:08,290 You dumped Joey. 375 00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:10,330 Why do you care who he kissed? 376 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:14,080 Because-- Because... 377 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,500 it's humiliating. 378 00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,790 It didn't even take him a day to get over me. 379 00:17:22,830 --> 00:17:25,460 When he kissed that sloor, 380 00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:27,210 he probably still had the taste 381 00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:30,080 of my strawberry ultimate shine lip quencher on his mouth. 382 00:17:31,460 --> 00:17:34,380 Whoever that girl is, she can't compare to you. 383 00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:37,170 You are the most popular girl at this school. 384 00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:38,170 You're the youngest head cheerleader 385 00:17:38,170 --> 00:17:39,460 in the history of Padua High. 386 00:17:39,460 --> 00:17:41,920 You are Chastity freaking Church. 387 00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:43,670 You're right. 388 00:17:43,670 --> 00:17:47,000 You're right. I'm me, and she is nothing. 389 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:50,040 A nobody. A nasty, mangy piece of garbage. 390 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,750 Okay. 391 00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:54,040 Thank you for reminding me how amazing I am. 392 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,460 I am so glad we're besties. 393 00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:56,710 Air hug. 394 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,330 Oh, and give that back to nerd boy. 395 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,420 What's your deal? Is someone paying you to ruin my life, 396 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:09,920 or is something clinically wrong with you? 397 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:13,000 Dad, I had to-- 398 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,040 Not another word. 399 00:18:16,040 --> 00:18:18,460 What did she do now? 400 00:18:18,460 --> 00:18:20,540 Today's stunt was breaking into school. 401 00:18:20,540 --> 00:18:22,000 To take an English test. Hush. 402 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,960 They were going to give me a zero. I said-- 403 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:27,250 Wait, what? You broke into school to take a test? 404 00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,040 I know. It's weird. 405 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,710 And it's going to cost you another mark 406 00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:32,000 on your permanent record. 407 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:34,040 So let me get this straight. 408 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,380 You're going to punish my daughter for trying to get a good grade? 409 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,620 Well, I'm sure as hell not going to reward her 410 00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:41,420 for breaching our costly, yet apparently crap, security system. 411 00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:43,040 Come on. 412 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:44,830 If this is the way you treat a good student, 413 00:18:44,830 --> 00:18:46,210 what do you do with the bad ones? 414 00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:48,540 Chain them up to break rocks during recess? 415 00:18:48,540 --> 00:18:50,170 Just because she's a good student 416 00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:51,790 doesn't mean she's good. 417 00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:54,170 She's in my office more than that boy that randomly bites 418 00:18:54,170 --> 00:18:55,380 other kids' necks. 419 00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:57,790 Damn this vampire craze. 420 00:18:57,790 --> 00:18:59,580 Look, Kat is many things-- 421 00:18:59,580 --> 00:19:01,000 Stubborn, intractable, 422 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,750 relentless-- Annoying, 423 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:03,790 trouble-making. 424 00:19:03,790 --> 00:19:05,540 Pardon me, Principal Holland, 425 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:08,080 but if anyone's going to insult my daughter, it's going to be me. 426 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,080 This girl is a great kid. She's smart and soulful, 427 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,080 generous and good-hearted. 428 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:14,000 She's determined to make a difference in the world, and she will. 429 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,380 I'm sure of it. Yesterday, when she walked out, 430 00:19:16,380 --> 00:19:17,790 yes, she broke the rules, 431 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:19,460 but it was 100% the right thing to do. 432 00:19:19,460 --> 00:19:21,710 She was just defending a poor kid 433 00:19:21,710 --> 00:19:25,080 against authority figures who prefer to scare kids into submission, 434 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,080 rather than inspire them to greatness. 435 00:19:28,170 --> 00:19:29,250 I got the other one. 436 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,790 Man, he's fast. 437 00:19:31,790 --> 00:19:33,460 Well, well, well. 438 00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:35,330 Here's that poor kid now. 439 00:19:35,330 --> 00:19:38,290 That poor, defenseless kid. 440 00:19:49,540 --> 00:19:53,580 Cameron, thanks for erasing the tape. 441 00:19:53,580 --> 00:19:56,000 Consider that your last favor. 442 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,790 Look, I'm so, so, so sorry. 443 00:20:00,790 --> 00:20:02,120 I wanted to tell you about Joey, 444 00:20:02,120 --> 00:20:03,750 but you weren't speaking to me. 445 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:06,330 No, I'm sorry. 446 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,210 I'm sorry I thought you were 447 00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:09,920 this sweet, innocent girl from Ohio, 448 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,790 who thinks about puppies as she falls asleep. 449 00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:15,710 But now I see you're this ruthless vixen 450 00:20:15,710 --> 00:20:18,880 who will step on anyone to get what she wants. 451 00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:25,170 In fact, I bet you hate puppies. 452 00:20:25,170 --> 00:20:26,500 I love puppies. 453 00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:29,080 Not falling for that again. 454 00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:33,170 Hey, B. 455 00:20:33,170 --> 00:20:34,880 You want some fro-yo? 456 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:38,420 I got a huge one because I feel like celebrating me. 457 00:20:38,420 --> 00:20:44,420 Mm, whoever invented sprinkles deserves a gold star. Mm. 458 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:51,290 Chastity, I have something to tell you. 459 00:20:51,290 --> 00:20:53,830 I'm so glad we've become friends, 460 00:20:53,830 --> 00:20:58,000 real friends, which makes this so much harder to say, 461 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:01,500 but I have to be honest with you, no matter what happens. 462 00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:05,420 Uh, well, consider the suspense built. 463 00:21:07,250 --> 00:21:09,170 I'm the one who kissed Joey. 464 00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,670 So that went well. 465 00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:16,250 The test grade counts, the suspension's been lifted, 466 00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:18,670 and Principal Holland admitted that she didn't have a concussion 467 00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:19,830 in front of witnesses. 468 00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:21,670 Thanks to you, I'm still an Ivy League candidate. 469 00:21:21,670 --> 00:21:23,120 You're also a liar. 470 00:21:23,120 --> 00:21:24,250 What? 471 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,670 This whole time, you've been telling me 472 00:21:25,670 --> 00:21:26,960 this is about your principles. 473 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,250 You forgot to mention your principles drive a motorcycle. 474 00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,670 So it was Patrick's bag. 475 00:21:30,670 --> 00:21:31,960 That's not why I left. 476 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:35,000 The school violated several Constitutional amendments. 477 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,420 Dad! 478 00:21:41,210 --> 00:21:42,290 Kat! 479 00:21:42,290 --> 00:21:43,790 Just get in the car and drive. 480 00:21:43,790 --> 00:21:47,620 What is going on? Why are you covered in sprinkles? 481 00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:48,880 Just drive. 482 00:21:50,790 --> 00:21:54,330 Go, go, go. Chastity is coming. 483 00:21:54,330 --> 00:21:57,290 Oh, I will see you at school tomorrow!